Friday, September 08, 2006
okay..so this is my first entry ever.oh man.okay this is nerve wrecking.i admit i've never used a blogspot before.ohwells.yes yes yes.i'm a late bloomer.but better late then never.i just hope my studies can bloom a little earlier.otherwise i am but a piece of bacon waiting to be fried in the pan.alright.let's see.where do we start from..hmmm.everything seems to be untold and unheard of .i guess i just have to start from where i deem as the beginning to the beginning. let's start from my eye candies!
hah!i've 2 official eye candies!yes two.okay.its not a super-colossal scoop. but its considered an achievement for me that's it.dont look down on these two eye candies. let me tell you.they're one of the best or rather TWO of the best.and what's even better is that. i'm not like those beyitches around school.and i shan't be mean on my first post and name them out one by one. well okay.allow me to side track for a moment. not up or down but left and right side track.these beyitches are evidently too atrociously desperate. Let me state the heinous crimes committed by them. they flirt with guys of all sizes, all ages and all cynicism. this statement comes from intent observation that was disguised as a deep while of stoning or daydreaming[yes they are different]. even if the guy is short, grossly obese and proudly possessing a monstrous paunch. i suppose they don't even mind plunking their stick-like arms around their porky shoulders while inhaling the fragrant scent of masculine body odour even as they continue to utter in their monotonous rumble of how their day went without an extra plate of chicken rice and how they tried to survive a round in the track. with a frequent spray of showers of blessing i don't see why they would want to seduce such pea brained and egoistic horde. i mean even if its a nerd[i'm obsessed with a good-looking nerd at the moment] make sure that he has proper hygiene and manners not to shower you with wet blessings or at least have a change of shirts after a workout or something. its not as if singapore can't do without another pungent whiff after a breeze from kranji carrying the aroma of chicken poop pounces a sudden attack on you. and not to mention that mindless chatter and callous talk is unwanted for?well i suppose they think they look hip if they do all the above mentioned.oh well.its up to them if they want to think like that. its NONE OF MY BUSINESS and i would love to MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
speaking of this. i have just made up my mind that in the far future.and i do mean far far future..that i'll initiate a local brand. they're NOMB and MYOB.yes.the proper enunciations are no-m and me-ob.nomb and myob.and yes i'm sure by now that you've realise what they stand for.don't worry if you haven't. you can just be contented with a label of loser on your forehead. and yes don't worry, it won't ruin your make up or whatsoever you've got on your forehead. so for the welfare of these losers, NOMB = none of your business MYOB = mine your own business. and these two brands shall be incorperated into one mega store selling t-shirts, polo tees, make up materials, stationeries, etc etc. you name it, i'll make it. i'm pretty convinced that my creative juices won't run dry on me just as yet.yes. rest assured it'll be 100% original by me.yes solely by me.
oh!hold on.i realised i have a serious problem when i sidetrack.if you hadn't realised.i had completely sidetracked!shootsidaisy[oh yes.this is MY word and its copyright.if you want to use it.inform me please.seek my permission if not, you shall be condemned to eternity of bites by ME you'll realise what it means to recieve bites from me later on in this post].yes.where was i?oh yes.my lovely eye candies.not one.but two.as the chinese saying goes..good things come in pairs. oh i forgot to tell you again.my dementia have seem to be settled in deep hasn't it.my eye candies consists of a guy and a girl.yes yes yes.i'm a girl and i shouldn't be having a girl as eye candy. but this is just another social stigma isn't it? who says girls cannot envy girls? its similiar as boys comparing eight pacs behind toilet doors. ooh look at mine!touch it touch it..ooh!!like it or not?we take eye candies for the sake of visual comfort. so we'll just have someone we can take as our model. so yeah. i'm not crook. i'm not ashamed to say i WAS crook.but that was WAS now is IS; see the dissemblance within?yes. so to balance this irregularity out. i've got a GUY eye candy recently.really recently.like a few days ago?and this is another great piece of news hiphip CRESCENT![another new way of cheering by ME]this explains the KCKRCMH thing i have on the left side in small green font.if you would care to notice anyway. and i saw my eye candy today!!the guy one..he was in the last blue room of the second floor library.oh my goodnessly suave was he.haha!i don't care if he's a nerd!he's got a hot body and a sexy deep voice to go along with it.tell me.who won't fall for him!he's super cute.but one flaw.he's white.i've something against white guys.they look like braised chickens.ohwell.he's white BUT still cute.i've fallen in madly for him.as in no cuts no bruises just a slight fall.well the girl eye candy was MIA.she's forever MIA.but i receieved her message a few days ago thanking us for the cushion we made for her birthday[me and peiyin made it, but most credit goes to peiyin].she's still my number one eye candy.she's a bball coach and she's forever this cool.as cool as a bumblebee.[MY phrase!]so these are my eye candies.if i ever have a chance, i'll put up their photos,but first, i've got to get close to them.or rather steal their photos online. this is the delicate line of disparity between me and the beyitches.
another gargantuan gorilla is currently in my midst and she's realy pissing me off.well. to prevent intrusion of privacy, let's just call her gorilla.and what a load of pissing has she bestowed upon me. all her crappiness and her loud so called whisperings[but to me a ruckus] is getting on my nerves.well well well.where do i start?where should i begin to exhibit her superbly executed annoying skill?i shan't waste time on her yellings and flirting in class attracting much[i'm bereaved to say that it was attracted] spotlight unto herself.[it seems to summarise everything doesn't it?] well she has incurred my wrath and has stolen MY phrases without MY premission and have passed them off as her own. phrases like (eh, tell you a secret.i need to shit.) or (Bite you arh!) yes, that's my phrase you see at the end of this post.its MY phrase. this hell of a gorilla copied not only my words, but my actions and my phrases!!![words as in suckerfied and phrases as in doo you arh!].she can jolly well be a copywriter in the bookshop lah.go copy how the bacon sizzle in the pan and how the ant screams when people trod on it.that will be the ultimate copier ever.no detail will ever be lost and it will be exactly the same.there was this incident. i initially suspected that she was copying me without paying the copyright taxes. so i decided to give her a chance.
i asked her politely :" B**Y** why are you copying my words!dont' leh.they're copyright."okay everyone, please put on your seat belts. here's the climax. here's where everything goes weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
B**Y**:"got copy meh?where got copy?i've been using them since secondary school?its my phrase!!"i saw blood red!
ME:"got meh?*strained smilehow come i never heard of it before when i first came to this class"[i was transferred into this class by the way]adrenaline rushing everywhere. enraged!
B**Y**:"yeah!you cock-ear what.."
woah..this was it.cock ear was MY phrase.i said it most of the time.this is the limit.where everything comes to an end.i summoned my courage and mind you . i have NEVER scolded my friends before.and i never repeat what i said before.but for the benefit of everyone who's reading this. I NEVER SCOLD MY FRIENDS.this was the last conversation with her.
ME:"piss off man." and i walked away. this was the last time i ever talked face to face with her. and now, i never talk when she's around.i turn my back on this gorilla and i condemn her when she's talking.she don't deserve to be copying my copyrighted stuff.she's a piggomaniac!!![MY phrase].she's such an arse.ohwells.whatever.shan't talk about her no more.completely ruins my mood.so the moral of the story kids?never copy..be 10000000000000000000000% original.
oh well.i've enough of ranting for a day.i think you are tired too having to follow my train of thought.oh well. tune in next time for more complains.i've got much more. and i assure you. its 100%true coverage by ME.no i'm not egoistic by caps locking the ME i'm just emphasizing on what I did.yes.what IIIIII did.one day i've got to have my own dictionary.its called the noeval dictioanary.[by me and noelle teh xiaowen crescentians!]you've got to support it!i'll be selling it in my shop of MYOB and NOMB. remember to come and see it!
this blog was done up by Lai PeiYin.haha!muackz muackz!!haha!
ooh.so ahlianified.haha!ahliansahlians piupiupiu!don't worry peiyin.i won't forget to mention some fishhead with a ponytail who regards church as a place to flirt and sleep during sermons tomorrow.its too much for the readers to take.we must out the readers' interest in the first place shoudn't we?so yeah.for more luscious gossips, tune in the next time. till next time, keep in mind.............BE ORIGINAL BE YOURSELF.like me!
I'll bite you at 9/08/2006 06:45:00 PM