Tuesday, October 24, 2006

this post is dedicated to nollee the monkee

nollee the noleelee
has got no lee lee
so she had to go find tiger lily
for some of her lee lee
and so noleelee
found tigerleelee
ate up her lilies
and now got some leelee
however noleelee
didn't see valeelee
in the valley
so valeelee
ate noleelee's leelees
and now noleelee
has no leelees
and thus she's noleelee.

see nollee!!i'm such a good person. i actually thought of a poem for you!!how nice right!!told you i'm super nice.haha.i'm waiting for the time when we publish our dictionary of 'backwards' dictionary. okay.let's see. nollee is a dehydrated = de drater woman and she's a diputs and toidi person. haha.okay okay.i'm just joking. i'm just finding a way to use up all our inventions. we've got to put it to good use right. and i guess i just did...haha!!jkjk. and i'm darn sad over the doubts people have over my 'wrong direction in life' already okay!!what horrible *ahem!!* what's that!
aiya.just looking forward to putting our dictionary together.haha!!and guess what people. our newest inventions sounds absolutely fabulous. words like al river thaw and kopi mall and ehois!!try to fathom what those words are suppose to mean. correct guesses will get a treat from me!!see how nice i am. nolle shall help to sponsor them while i give out the treats. heh heh heh.
okay lah.i shall be even nicer to use her real name now. let's hope kira doesn't kill you when i do this.haha. this is noelle teh xiao wen. yes yes. she can be called teh su su also if you want to..

okay..i just realised that i can't upload pictures for the time being...till next time then.haha!!poor noleelee.no pictures of you in my blog. the blog doesn't like you.haha!

I'll bite you at 10/24/2006 02:34:00 PM

Monday, October 16, 2006

my blog is as stagnant as some water left in a flower pot ready to breed some aedes. ohwells. didn't really had the time before this. i didn't realise that post exam activities were much more hectic then it was in junior colleges then in secondary school. well. i now know. and i also have seen through some people's pretentious facade in these few weeks. these few short weeks after the promotional exams have been a real eye-opener. i've never seen anything else as spectacular as this. i've never experience so much trauma yet alleviation, mirth yet anguish, utopia yet ethiopia all these simultaneously. how great was the idiosyncrasy. i can now put on my tombstone of my experiences in life and how i was guru of life and earned big bucks. oh how i want my life to be normal like some dragonfly's life. die after a day. how fast is their life cycle...borned, mature, hormones rages, have sex, be horny, die off. that's all. simple short and sweet. minus out all those painful procedure of battling with your conscience whether you should tell your boyfriend that actually you're an 'a' cup instead of the usual 'd' cup that you hang on your chest after much persistant stuffing of wads of tissue or cushion for much needed support. but i ghigly doubt that life will ever let me go off this cycle so easily. probably i'll have to wait a few more decades before 'life' decides that it had had enough euphoria with me and finally let me R.I.P. oh wells.let me start of this post now after much petulance with my favourite pasttime. yes and you've guessed it! let's BEYITCH people!
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alright. let's pick on some person whom we're all familiar with. the gorrilla! i hope everyone still remember her. she's the annoying freak who never fails to agitate me with her constant stealing of my actions words and phrases. through the period of time in which i've not updated on this dusty cobb-webbed blog, she's gone a notch higher. she's taking her irritatingness to an all new level. a new record. and woah is she good at this. i really commend her for how much she never fails to exasperate me. allow me to elaborate. i'm apolegetic for the colour of these words though. this is why i've decided to change the colour.yes. thank god yeah?.haha.yar. okay here goes.

i've been in her PW group for quite some time. yes, i can't believe it either. either i've been having superhuman strengths both physically and mentally or i must have been mentally retarded all these time to actually have tolerated her absurdity.i'd rather if you chose the first option thank you so much. all these time had i been able to suppress my deep emotions against her and also to tone down my attitude. previously i was shooting down on her. my comments cam down hard on her i guess, it pelted like hailstones. so i decided to put an end to it since we are a TEAM. right. i finally see that a team is suppose to consist of backstabbers and some other members to support the group. how greatful thy is to have such a group. i really should be thankful for not having a complete slacker in my group who only copies ideas of other and occasionally steal phrases from the other team members. and not to mention. i should be thankful that my group excludes those backstabbers that would talk bad behind my back to the teachers and friends or maybe the whole class. then she'll try to bootlick the teacher for extra marks which i think is possible given the amount of curry flavouring(for the noobs out there curry flavouring means to boot lick too.). oh wait. hang on. hold the jimmy wimmies. haven't i just described the gorrilla?oh yes i did!!oh yes yes. i do recognise the characteristic bootlicking and the constant bad mouthing due to her bad mouth odour that seemingly waft into my nostril and trigggering the most adverse reaction ever. i've been gagged so constantly in her bad mouthing that i'm sandwicked between her sarcasm and the supervising tutor[ST]'s taunting remarks. oh well. what else have i got to do. what more do i have to contribute before my contributions can be acclaimed? i mean what's the point of me doing so much and yet she grabs all the limelight for herself and put me in the bad light. alright, i don't mind her takig away all my credits. but bad mouth me? that's just too much for me to handle. i didn't tone down my attitude for nothing. i just wanted to let you feel more at ease and also try to stimulate your limited brain neurones. oh well. at least now i know another fact of you. you have as limited neurone connections as the cactus has any branches. in short. NONE. you shitty neh neh ass. you however took advantage of the situation and turned the table over on me. you decided to take matters in your own hands and bring me down as much as possible. you're really seizing every chance you can to snitch on me aren't you you little mole. no, a mole's too good for you. there's no other beast that befits your malicious actions. i have belittled your abilities i must admit. i underestimated your level of unscrupulousness. i've never seen anyone else stooping as low as you to get everything to your satisfaction. or rather everything YOUR way. really feel like escorting her to this block of flats. request for her to stand there for a moment or so, rush up to the rooftop and leap off landing right infront of her in a splap!and i mean SPLAP! my intestines and brain matter all my a mess of red heap while my eye balls jumps and bounces unto her open palms. or even better, allow the wind to carry my blood along with it and encrust it upon her face and clothings and never fade off. this will be perfecto!ah yes. you do realise i am sadistic for once eh? i can be worse if she verbally assualts me further or take advantage of the situation to a further altitude. maybe by then i'll box her square in the jaw and aim for a lethal jab on the temple. let her die die DIE!this is only the tip of the iceburg. she has not only successfully turned my supervising tutor on me but my team mates and probably some of my classmates too. like whatever. i dont really heck a damn. you rattle tell tale freak. go rattle off some tales to your favourite caleb then. how about zhenjie? oh!mingjie too?oh!i lost count of how many eye candies you had. aww.its always such a disaster that they all don't appreciate you for bestowing them the title oh YOUR eyecandy. i had this really sweet talk with all of them before and we all ended up talking about YOUR shortcomings and your disgusting methods of flirting and attracting attention. well thanks but no thanks, i'd rather hear no more of it.enough of such abnormal creatures like you. this is how much WE don't sppreciate God for your insignificant yet significant presence..

alright guys. its more then what i planned to say, this segment of the day has taken much toll on my health having go to fume over such creature and recollecting such agonies. i really hate this school now and i'm getting more emotional then ever. oh well. till nex time, i shall touch on the topic of this creature caled gorrilla and maybe the armpits? and maybe on my life next time. i'd let my poetic self out once in a while so don't you fret. this is the place for everyone. this is nirvana. this is my domain.

I'll bite you at 10/16/2006 09:24:00 PM