Sunday, November 19, 2006
its been so long ever since i mentioned that i was going to introduce you my friends!well.today you're in luck. i AM going to introduce you my clique.heh heh heh.behold the pretty and the sexy crescentians!!!
this is 8/10 of my clique. let me introduce.from the bottom row. left to right. there's
valerie . bernice . noelle . denise . yujia .
and the top in same order.
hweeyi . yitian . michelle .
this is noleelee..now you know why i say she's noleelee and not noelle..you pronounce her name like this : NO-ELLE.yes.somewhat like noel.and you emphasize on the ELLE because she loves it..haha!okay. noleelee can play almost anything as long as you teach her.i remember we did loads of crazy things together!!remember our TCS!and also during lower secondary we made up a percussions group by banging everything we could lay our hands on and even the white board..oh man.really miss those times eh?haha!noelle is such a joker..always coming up with lame stuff..and mostly, we'll exchange jokes and she'll be the one with the lamest one except for me i guess.heh heh heh.noleelee shall have to work harder eh?haha!
ang yu jia.
the ang-sana.looking retarded and unglam as usual..but still. she's the one and only ang yu jia who's one of the real bimbos in my clique.forever whiny and forever so girly..oh!she was a ballerina last time..this may shed some light as to why she's so bimbotic..and i must say that she's one of the noisiest one..forever whining and shouting.wah and violent too..don't ever pass her path people..i bet she'll just trod on you but i don't think it'll be a problem as she's too skinny to make an impact..haha!oh!i forgot to put this part on..yujia is a tracker too..pretty good one too.in long and short d.both also can...kinda contradicting eh?tracker and ballerina?hmmm..haha!
next up..let's see.let's put up a really pretty and sexy girl..lee hweeyi!!the damn tall and damn hot!even in such unglam shirt and unglam pose, she never fails to attract the males. eh lily?haha!her nickname as given by ang yu jia...is tigerlily.i don't know why either.haha.ask the angsana dudes..and i have to emphasize that she's really really tall..as you can see..really tall..
put her beside yujia and yujia is a midget..haha!how entertaining.next up we have the cool dude of my clique.she's always acting cool and all that.but in actual fact.she's anything but cool..a true blue auntie that's all i can say about her. let's see her before auntie-ing look :
the one in RED.and after auntie look :
really different eh?yeah.i agree.but she's damn funny.nice person to be with no matter what it may be..studying or running or slacking.she's a nice person to be with.she's not sociable but she can handle people pretty well. i'm sure that's where her most alluring point of character is.she's also hweeyi good friend..the two big people in my clique..at first my clique started out with 8 people..yitian and hweeyi joint us after 2 years.that was when we were in secondary 3..hwee yi came in after bernice introduced her to us and yitian was dragged along.haha!BUT!they still enjoyed themselves after they joint in.didn't you all!!we're the best clique ever..oh!yitian is damn man one.she clocks her 2.4 in a single digit time. and she's one of the best runner in crescent track and field alongside with yujia and hweeyi and bernice and denise..okay..my whole clique is sporting and very good at sports..well i'm an exception.heh heh heh.i stick out more like a sore thumb probably. but we still get along just fine..next is michelle leong sook yin!!!sookyinsookyinsookyin sooksooksooksook sookyin!
she's the one on the extreme right.
this was how she looked in the past.as auntie as can be..no wonder her partner[yitian] turned out that way too!!haha. here it is!how absolutely autie eh?can't blame her.its was after an exam i guess. and the aircon must have blasted her to bits..and also the killer questions must have distorted her so much eh fishball?haha!
and this was what happened to her after she left crescent.changed a lot eh?she's lost quite a fair bit of weight.but her height hasn't changed much.haha!but i'm sure her fashion sense have really improved man!!so much better now then before.haha!good job ah leong!haha!
alright. michelle has made me do a dedication for her. here goes.
the mich poem..
mich the bitch
walked into a ditch
and fill into a pitch
and found a witch
who gave her a peach
and the witch teach
mich the bitch
about abercrombie and fitch
and of types of leech
but mich was such a git
and started to fidget
so the mean pok of a witch
gave mich the bitch
a fishball selling feat.
haha!not bad right!!i expanded the poem for you fishball leong!!oh. i forgot to explain.michelle leong is better known as the fishball as her cheeks are especially puffy.its all baby fats we know. but its just to adorable to ignore eh fishball?haha!look out for her if you ever see a set of bulging cheek coming your way!!its un-miss-able.[her type of words]haha!
okay.with the dedication off my mind.i next bring up the teeny midget of our clique!
Bernice low xiao ting!!her chinese name is really appropriate eh?xiao ting.hahaha!she's the one on the right by the way..its yujia on the left.haha!i bet she had to bend down real low to take this picture.haha!let me show you the real height difference here. between the tallest and the not so tall one.haha
that's hweeyi on the left and bernice on the right.vast difference yeah? but!don't ever be deceived by her size..she's got a hell load of temper and she's got the leadership qualities.she can sure command a whole trooper for starwars and probably be in charge of another fleet of aircraft.she's good at this man. and not to say she's real bold. and she's also frank and truthful.so its good being her friend...she ain't afraid to be straight to the point. what's friends when they don't tell you your bad points eh?haha.yup.that's the tiny midget for you.and she's really funny.here are some shots to prove it.
That's bernice low XIAO TING for you.haha!forever so funny.and i remember she's always hungry and she walks around with her precious bottle of PINK DOLPHIN.haha!
then there's the denise TING.haha!she used to be the braces girl too.but she took out in secondary three i think.she's really really white.as white as a sheet of paper. words say nothing to prove this. i MUST show it to you. lo and behold the denise TING!(on the right)
and you think yujia is white enough..here's a competitor for bimbo yujia.haha. i recall that denise was always a huge fan of slacking.haha!she sits there in absoluet calmness in lessons. so serene that one would really be convinced that she's so absorbed into the teachers' meaningless talks.but in fact! she's stoning her time away.you've got to really tap her hard to regain her conscious..wow.that's what i call the ultimate skill of slacking. i wonder how much time has she spent on mastering this skill.she's also a track-er. she runs the 100m races.and she's not bad!!really not bad!!she represented crescent in quite some races already as a 4x100m team. she looks really fierce when she's angry.but butbut!she's still a nice person.
oh yes.i forgot to add.she's FOREVER ready for the camera!haha.so its always usual to see her smiling away in the photos..difficult to catch her unaware.....its alright..one day we will!then you can see her auntie-ish ways too!haha
alright..that's about all that i've got to say about my existing clique!!till next time.keep in tune with me!
I'll bite you at 11/19/2006 01:47:00 AM
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
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okay..today,i shall update this stagnant blog of mine again....i shall look back in retrospection..hahaha!!!yes yes..i shall speak of the sentosa trip.the sentosa trip..
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[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]okay.i was late because my parents made me down a bowl of piping hot porridge before releasing me..i chiong-ed out of the house at mach 3 and tried to speed down.but the MRT attendant refused to speed up.he refused to violate the law for an innocent JC1 person.ME. so i was rotting away in my T-shirt and shorts while trying to hide away from the piercing stares of the passengers. a whole hour of stares i was treated to for free.not that i mind.i shall just live my life in self-denial and surmise that they're admiring my buddha-ful class T-shirt.so i crammed my colossal bag together with me in a pathetic spatial distrubution of seats...then i gawked at the black tunnel outside the train as it rushed through tiong bahru and outram....
then i met with KAVINA YU.haha.stupid girl.
then we crapped all the way to harbourfront where noleelee and bernice claimed that they were waiting for us there.so we alighted and started to ponder if they were at the platform or the ticketing platform.so we eliminated the possibility that they were waiting at the platform cons idering that there were 4 people and the platform looks absolutely deserted.so we made our way to the ticketing platform to find no red carpet welcoming..how appropriate.haha.so we wandered here and there and everywhere.that was when we decided to abandon our ego and phone...then i heard my name not far away..it was ANG YU JIA!!that spastic woman!!!where was she..kavina was still half way in her dream land and decided to jolt out of her day dream and start opening her eyes.it was oh so dramatic.i turned back and saw yujia!!!oh man!it was like my membership of a crescent girl was reinstated straightaway!!then i spotted BERNICE and NOLEELEE seated on the ground looking as if they had been stoning for quite some time..heh heh heh.so sorry people for being late..i didn't mean to be that late.haha!but LEE HWEEYI was even later then me.so kudos to me!!i am not the latest for the day!haha.to think that i used to be one of the earliest in the past.bu tbut, let's not dwell on the bad past.back to the main picture. so we sat down on the gournds of harbourfront MRT station to wait for our very own and pretty and sexay hweeyi.. while doing that..kavina yu and ang yujia went off to harbourfront shopping centre to get kavina her budget $5 white hang ten shirt because she had no extra shirt to don on for she had been so absent minded as always to forget her bag, or rather she was extra lazy and didn't bring anything other then her wallet and her so called POT[i think she meant i-pod].so i was left with ber-nice and noleelee.haha.we decided to play around with bernice's self timer camera and we took quite some pictures..but it was like 60% of them were failures due to our unprofessional pher.tor.graph.fee skills.yes..the pictures didn't come out looking pretty.so we had some failures shots before we got a few with the perfect angles and a few with a tint of crescent girl.haha.as we were taking the shots, lee hweeyi made her way in.haha.so we included her in these shots as you can infer from the photo right on top.heh heh heh. we were oh so cute.[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]alright.then yujia and kavina came walking to us with this cheapo shirt and we got on with our trip..but first! we went to eat our lunch in yoshinoya!yum. but i already eaten. so i decided nto to be a spoilsport and bought my chawanmushi and an iced milo...MMMmmmm.satisfying although the chawanmushi was like all tofu and no meat or peas or carrots..the iced milo was seemingly molten..in other words.. too thick for my enjoyment..after that little meal we had. we went to take the shuttle service to SENTOSA!!muahaha.that bus can be referred to as a sardine tin....not that i mind it being crowded..but it was filled to the brim with banglahs.....cheena people.....and indians.....okay.i'm being a little racist but yes...i was suffering from a headache and severe bus sickness right after i alighted from the bus..felt the need to puke but yet nothin g came out.ohwells..i didn't want to stick my finger into my oesophagus in the middle of the arrival terminal of sentosa so i endured....i persevered...oh the stench.....oh!i forgot.. during the bus journey in which i was standing the whole way through beside kavina yu the retard..she told me some pretty interesting stuff.haha!and there was something pertaining to my favourite brand which she gave an interesting name to..my favourite brand when translated to chinese as in literally translated, meant a frozen cow..yes. how nice of kavina yu to think of it. and she said it out loud in front of some cheena tourists..muahaha!i was laughing my head off at her becau se her phrase caused them to stare really hard into her face as if they were going to mock her.haha!oh kavina..you really are a retard.haha!
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we reached sentosa..we went straight for the TANJONG BEACH aka the DOG BEACH....the two biggest creatures amongst us were actually afraid of the se cute little critters and were avoiding the dogs like they were carrier of AIDS or something...they were really soooooocute!!i don't understand why were they afraid of something that's smaller then them, lighter then them and also meeker then them..oh wells.carry on with the trip. noelle actually called for the weather forecast.. it me ntioned something cloudy.lo and behold!the sun didn't give a hoot to what the weather forecasted and decided to come out bright and hot. so we can see that weather forecasts are a waste of money as its not accurate.then we played frisbee for a while and slacked a lot more..then me and noelle decided to build a sandcastle..in our minds we wanted to build this r eally majestic sandcastle in which people will gawk in awe if they walk across it..but we didn't have anything to shape it with and it turned out to be quite a failure again..so much for a taj mahal..well, we took some pictures, but bernice haven't sent it to me yet.so for the time being i shall leave you with the thought that it looked somewhat like a taj mahal.me and noelle however was in quite some shame as the little kid beside us was building a sandcastle and it looked really significant on the plain piece of sand.oh how demoralizing. but one thought kept our spirits high..they had the tools and spade. they had everything they need for building a sandcastle and we didn't!that's why it turned out this way!yes. so we were living that mo ment in life in self-denial as i was always.
[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]after slacking in tanjong beach for what seem like a little while but was actually a few hours already, we left for the LUGE RIDE AND SKY RIDE!! but bernice and hweeyi decides to give it a miss for their reserves of cash weren't sufficient for such extravagant activities. so me, noelle, yujia and kavina went ahead with it while bernice and hweeyi decides to go off bathing..$8 was all we need to get to that ride..first came the sky ride..it was superb other then the part where we were suspended in the air whereby i presume it was 2-3 storey high.i was scared out of my wits i tell you!i was freaked out totally. i had serious vertigo.oh man. i di dn't dare to look down and most of the time i was squeezing myself closer to the seat and shutting my eyes real tight so i won't throw up for the first time of the day. at last i saw the landing platform which appeared really late but i was grateful that it came fast enough. the view from above was really beautiful. it was really serene. i tell you couples out there, go on the ride, it'll really help you with your relationship.its really peaceful up there. so i recovered from vertigo fast enough to grab a head gear and get myself prepared for the LUGE RIDE!!it was much anticipated .muahaha.but before that, we had to get in line and do what we singaporeans are reknowned for..Queue up!!!yes.it was such a long and boring wait other then the frequent punctuated sniggers at ang yujia because something on her butt or maybe her butt was too enticing and she ended up getting molested by this cute little boy queueing up behind us. heh heh heh. it was very very entertaining looking at her trying to avoid t he touchy boy while we tried to push her to the boy.muahaha. it was too entertaining i guess. her face was pretty red after that. then we got a go on the luge ride!woohoo. okay.sorry yujia. i didn't mean to block you but i couldn't control the go-kart. it was like oops, it stopped, oops its going too fast, let's attempt to slow down but the inertia was too great so it stopped again.sorry yujia. i didn't mean to delay you.haha.so we got our adrenaline rush and got up with my butt aching due to the non-stop vibration of the go-kart.ooh..it took a toll on my butt..
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then we town-ed. me, yujia, bernice, noelle and kavina walked around town while hweeyi had to rush off home.. so we bid our farewells and continued with our towning. i conclude that going out with crescent girls are much more fascinating then going out with the junior college friends..sorry people, but its my opinion..don't shoot me for that.we went and walked the town area. reminded me of crescent days where we really walked the stretch of town for HOURS. and t'was how we trained ourselves. how convenient ain't it?haha. we went to eat chicken rice first. MMM.really satiated after that although the portion served was minute please. then we resumed towning and they made me try on those horrendous shirts and i was as mockable as a mocking bird.embarrassed..this is what i could thought of at that time.i'm as fat as a cow and by squeezing into those tight fitting shirts and half sleeved things were anything but perfect..oh man..i hope noone ever saw anything i did.especially when they handed me a set of tight fitting longed sleeved shirt and a miniscule skirt....the skirt was even shorter then my shorts!!!do you ever picture me in such s kirts?no go!i refused to wear that so i came out in the tight fitting shirt together with my poofed up shorts and green socks.and i was slouching when i opened the door.well you can't blame me for being unglam at that moment.....ohwell..they named it the classic..don't blame them. i always look this ugly..they decided to laugh their heads off for this. oh the embarrassment...so we walked around..saw some crescentians...at 2230, we reached the MRT and parted ways to find that the train me and yujia intended to take had left without us..ROAR!!stupid train.so we decided to take the same train as noelle and bernice....and we saw this guy from 绝对superstar!!!muahaha!pretty happy, but they seemed to be staring at us..i guess it was because of our shirt and shorts dressing and it wasn't appropriate for towning..oh man. and at raffles place the station, noleelee decides to make a joke out of standard chartered and name it standard FARTED. oh my goodness.this phrase sent much un wanted attention to us directly and the two guys, the superstar one turned and stared.. so we decided to face the opposite direction in which noone could see our face and we tried to stifle our laughter to no avail.haha!oh man..unglam but it was part and parcel of having fun..really miss those days when we were still together..sadness enfold us now for we're all parted and have went ahead with the monotonous life we each possess..so we travelled back to our own homes for the day..i was really happy to see them.it was like a dream come true as in literally!i can never accept that there are boys in my school now for i'm still living a life in which i am schooling in a girls' school.
yes.
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I'll bite you at 11/15/2006 01:50:00 PM