Saturday, September 09, 2006

hear ye hear ye! as promised, i'm back here for another thrilling episode of beyitching time with ME. and today, what I am going to broach of is a tribute to the fish head i mentioned in the last few moment of blogging last night.or rather last evening when the huge ball of fire haven't retreated into the 12 hour slumber yet.[the sun, you bozos.] and yes, this point will i never allow to fall prey to my life long commitment to dementia. however before i start on this captivating chapter of beyitching,[peiyin, this word is fascinating isn't it.very catching too.i don't care.its catching.haha] i simply have to introduce the main characters in this short story. you need some sort of introduction before we can get started. ain't i right? yes i know that, you don't have to nod your head in front of the computer screen. we all know that I'm right. i've officially changed fishhead's nick name to armpit as suggested by peiyin. i still don't get the relevance of fish head and her eye candy. its so totally unglam and she still wants it affliated to ahem.. so now, I suppose your mind is void of doubts.[if you still do have any, consult ME at the cbox.thank you.] so let's stop wasting time on this nonsensical and naggy introduction and commence what this blog is for. LET BEYITCH PEOPLE.............................................................

okay. let me collate my thoughts for a smooth delivery.no, not giving birth...yes. ahhhhh..i see the mist clearing already..allow me to bring you back to the day i first entered innova.

i was youthful and innocent. so pure and untainted. woah woah woah..okay. I feel the goosebumps too. ohwells.that's the truth man.accept reality!..anyway, as i was saying. it was not only when i first stepped into innova that i knew armpits and them.[we were from different classes with completely different interest.like me : basketball. them : bimbotic] together with the rest of the crescent clique. but essentially, who we're going to focus on today is armpits. yes, i only knew her then. me armpits and the crescent girls were always sticking to each other perhaps it was the little sinew of interest of looking at hot guys and they not being as bimbotic as the rest of the crowds were. i don't really remember the exact reason now. but we were as close as the closed door you see behind the police headquarters. we were always together during lunch. however armpits and the other girl being crescentians for 4 years or so, having braved all winds together they were much closer.. they were never apart except when they're in the toilets. but yes we ate lunch together, we hang out together as gossip gals, we spied on hot guys and girls together, we even joined canoeing together and i always enjoyed playing bball with them although she was darn effiminate. i still enjoyed.

one day, my friend[joey] invited me to heart of god church..[hogc] being a catholic, i was comprehensive but unable to reject his repititive attacks of good intentions, i dragged armpits along. we went for two times[ not in a row of course] together. while i was still apprehensive she was already indulging in the male attention she was getting. being the normal masculine self, i was uncomfortable. by then, we knew quite a number of people there. so intent was she on going each week and inviting her best friend along[peiyin lah..duh.] i couldn't object. i complied. and this compliance brought much sufferings and misery for the three of us. one month into this intimacy with God we found ourselve being drained of personal time. armpits didn't seem to mind. she was more then thrilled to be able to go to church. with each successful or would i sadly say obsessive trip, so enslaved to the church was she that she laid eyes on this big doofus. okay, i don't bear any grudges against him, but i don't see the reason of him being the apple of armpits's eye. i mean, there's so many other hot guys in innova like[ forgive me for writing this everyone but these ain't my choices] wilson, yinhao, juibian, jason, kenneth chai, pointsheep, yisheng or worst come to worst.....tommie chen[whom i think is really hot]] why must she chose with such....such an annoyingly appalling taste. that's just alright with me if she wants that punk.

together with the rest of the crescent people, I suspect that armpits is treating church as a breeding place for her prospective husband. ferreting around, poking her nose into every guy's business in the church was what she really wished for. every week, going to church meant anxiety, anxiety that she won't look good enough to entice the guys. anxiety that her prospective HUSBANDS would fall for another babe. short skirts[no mini skirts in case her trotter are spotted], revealing tops, tied up hair with thousands of clips to mount all the falling hair. pouting of lips and constant deliberate blinking of eye for emphasis of her eyelashes were proudly executed. doesn't she sound like a complete package for the next beyitch awardee? yes. this was how we contemplated her actions. her messages we ridiculously ridiculous. as in she was never sending such message like "hey c1 is having a lunch in pizza hut tomorrow!its going to be great!are you coming?" or sometimes, this message zeeouw-ed [yes MY phrase] me:"hey!can i say that you are not going to church today because of pw?" like hello?. you are even deciding whether i go church or not? this is really preposterous. totally harebrained. i can stand this no longer.. there was another incident of her coming all the way to out houses, claiming that she was going to TAKE us to church. right. take us to church? coming right to our doorsteps[ i bet she peeked into the church records for the address.where is our privacy?!?!? ] its way too much for us to take.

okay okay peiyin.i shall stop blogging and do a word count in this again. peiyin is right beside me now. conscientiously doing her chemistry while i'm engrossed with this whole saga of armpits.ohwells.shall stop here then. please leave a tag if you feel injustice for us too. we've decided that hogc isn't such a religious place after all. its more of a place for indulgence. there's too much to be written. i've to split them up into two parts.hmmm. for the second part i guess i've to observe the crowds' response then.if you want the second part to this. write in!

moral of the day:
KEEP YOUR HORMONES IN CHECK, NEVER ABANDON THE OLD FOR THE NEW.

I'll bite you at 9/09/2006 01:13:00 PM